Monday, December 19, 2005

The Big Idiot Speaks (yet) Again!

That clownish former Lakers center, the Big Fat Mouth is at it again.

Responding to comments made by Lakers owner Dr. Jerry Buss in the Los Angeles Times, where Dr. Buss still insisted that trading O'Neal was the right thing to do for the franchise, the Big Fat Moron alledged that Dr. Buss was not a "honest businessman because he did not divulge the real reasons O'Neal was traded".

Which, according to the Big Fat Idiot, is "He had to make a choice, the young guy or the old guy. He made his choice, and good luck with his choice."

And this, Mr. Big Fat Einstein, is bad because....................?????

Let us analyze the Big Fat Mensa's own words again:

Dr. Buss chose the younger, more athletic, harder-working, more respectful, workout freak Kobe Bryant over an older, slower, fatter, disrespectful, money-hungry (not that there is anything wrong with that, I am too), injury-prone - all weight related, self-absorbed, self-promoting, ego-trippin' hulk in the twilight of his career clown.

Again, this, Mr. Big Fat Einstein, is bad because....................?????

Shaq, turn the page, already!

It's been over 18 months.

The Lakers did not go to the playoffs for the 2004-2005 season. Shouldn't that have been enough for you?

WTF is your beef, boy?

Oh, I remember. You promised a championship you DID NOT deliver! Same as your free-throw shooting improvements.

This is the same great center that was out-rebounded by Detroit's Ben Wallace during his last season in Los Angeles.

Man, shake yourself.

And turn the page.

Why do you still read the LA Times in Miami? Look at the local fishwrap instead.

Actually, just go away.


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